A bow is just a ribbon that got promoted. Buy two, then write it on the list so the list knows.

Some people wrap, some people bag, and the rest of us keep the receipt in a labeled folder. Buy two bottles, in case a birthday sneaks up.

Per the gift list, a thoughtful present should arrive before the thought wears off. You will thank me at the next surprise party.

Nobody in the family knows where the scissors live, and yet everybody asks for them. Get two, and keep the second one in the labeled drawer.

I keep a laminated list of who got what in 2019, and I am not afraid to use it. I will be wrapping something.

There is a drawer of ribbon in my closet and nobody is allowed to touch it. Buy two, because a spare gift is a spare tire for friendship.

My tape dispenser has been in the wrong place for eleven years, and I blame the dispenser. Buy two, then write it on the list so the list knows.

I keep a laminated list of who got what in 2019, and I am not afraid to use it. Buy two, because a spare gift is a spare tire for friendship.