I once alphabetized a gift bag, and I will do it again. Buy two, then write it on the list so the list knows.

Tissue paper is the confetti of the organized. I would like it filed.

My tape dispenser has been in the wrong place for eleven years, and I blame the dispenser. Buy two, because a spare gift is a spare tire for friendship.

My tape dispenser has been in the wrong place for eleven years, and I blame the dispenser. I will be wrapping something.

I would like to speak to the manager of wrapping paper, because the corners never line up. Buy two cases, in case a birthday sneaks up.

Per the gift list, a thoughtful present should arrive before the thought wears off. One to give, one for the closet.

A bow is just a ribbon that got promoted. Buy two, then write it on the list so the list knows.

Tissue paper is the confetti of the organized. You will thank me at the next surprise party.