Per the gift list, a thoughtful present should arrive before the thought wears off. Buy two, and put a bow on the one that is for you.

My tape dispenser has been in the wrong place for eleven years, and I blame the dispenser. One is a plan, three is a hobby.

Gift tape is invisible for a reason, and the reason is to hide from me. One is a plan, three is a hobby.

I would like to speak to the manager of wrapping paper, because the corners never line up. You will thank me at the next surprise party.