Nobody in the family knows where the scissors live, and yet everybody asks for them. I will be wrapping something.

Per the gift list, a thoughtful present should arrive before the thought wears off. I would like it filed.

I once alphabetized a gift bag, and I will do it again. One is a plan, three is a hobby.

Nobody in the family knows where the scissors live, and yet everybody asks for them. You will thank me at the next surprise party.

I once alphabetized a gift bag, and I will do it again. One to give, one for the closet.

Nobody in the family knows where the scissors live, and yet everybody asks for them. Buy two, then write it on the list so the list knows.

There is a drawer of ribbon in my closet and nobody is allowed to touch it. You will thank me at the next surprise party.

Some people wrap, some people bag, and the rest of us keep the receipt in a labeled folder. Get two, and keep the second one in the labeled drawer.